Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

Young trainee teacher at the Convent Primary School, Sister Martha-Joan rushed into the staff room.
?Mother Superior, I didn?t know what to do, as I passed the boys toilets there was a lot of noise so I looked in and they were competing to see who could pee highest up the wall?
?Leave it with me: said Mother Superior as she hurried out.
A few moments Mother Superior was back, ?All sorted.?
?Oh, Mother Superior? whatever did you do?
?I hit the roof!?

For those who don’t get this joke apparently in America, they consider watermelons to be ‘racist’ despite the fact that ex-slaves gained their financial independence growing and selling watermelons.


Hung Chow calls into work and says, ?Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.? The boss says, ?You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.? Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ?Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.?

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, ?I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?? Leroy replied, ?I’m not sure, what was her maiden name??

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don’t know; it has never happened.