Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend




A man gets pulled over on the motorway for speeding
The policeman says “I just need a few details from you, your name please?”
The man says- “John Brown”
The policeman asks “and your occupation?”
The man says I’m a rectum stretcher”
The policeman asks “what exactly is that?”
The man says “well first I put a finger in a rectum, then two, then work all the way to a fist and stretch the arse till its six-foot!”
The policeman asks “what the hell do you do with a six foot arsehole?”
The man replies “give it a uniform and a speedgun…”

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