Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend






1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.

3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.

4. What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.

5. What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
The man.

6. Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.

7. What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.


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