The skeleton in Genter’s family closet

Julie Anne Genter family photo:

I know that some of Julie Anne Genter’s best friends are old white men. In fact, I would hazard a guess that she may be harbouring samples of this subspecies within her own family. She shouldn’t feel embarrassed as we all have old, wrinkly skeletons in our closet.

I would like to think I have done my bit though. I rejected the opportunity to choose an old white male as my lifelong partner and, instead, married a young white woman as an unselfish gesture towards diversity. Being aware that company boards are 80% occupied by old white males, I tirelessly continued my crusade for diversity by siring five children, of which 80% were female. This, I would hope, through selective breeding, could potentially even the odds of gender equality. But, my four daughters have let me down. All have selected white young men as their lifelong partners all of whom will advance rapidly towards becoming old white men. You can’t say I haven’t tried.

Seriously though, Genter is a fool. Young children have been warned about stranger danger, and rightly so, but often it is old white men who are foremost under suspicion. Now, thanks to her indoctrination of a captive audience of young minds, she has further devalued our relevance. Granddads are the new victims of feminism. She should shut her trap and consider the damage she is doing. She knows nothing, and I’d rather she contributed nothing if only to minimise the damage she creates every time she opens her mouth.

With all the hoo-ha related to old white men, I have considered the pathway to redemption for Genter. It has come to my notice that amongst the eight Green MPs 80% are female; 75% actually, but there is growing evidence that Gareth Hughes’ DNA possesses at least 5% female hormones so I feel obliged to round it up. That’s a ratio of six to two. This is outrageous. There must be just as many witless, moronic and pointless males within the Green party’s membership as there are witless, moronic and pointless women, so why have these men been discriminated against?

However, should Ms Genter and Ms Ghahraman, (both of whom are women of principle), consider sacrificing their seats for men, it would represent a selfless demonstration towards gender diversity and the world would be a fairer place.

The Green party has a serious gender imbalance.

I was speaking to my grandchildren the other day and pointed out that 80% of the Green party list MPs are irrelevant and nondescript women. I told them there is a place for irrelevant nondescript women but not at the expense of diversity so I hope by the time my grandchildren become adults stupidity will not be the exclusive domain of Green women MPs.

What a world we would live in if stupidity transcended to all of humankind? What do you say Ms Genter?


by George

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