Incite Politics

The Utter Spoon Race 2018

We've known for a long time that the ABC is a lobster-pot of the unemployable, the unremarkable and the indefensible, but really, how often do we honour the poor old luvvies for their collective mooching off the taxpayer? It takes true genius to slave away at something as deadeningly unfunny as Tonightly with Tom Ballard, or the middle-aged antics of The Chaser. Not to mention the synchronous head-nodding of Insiders. That kind of tireless devotion to taxpayer-funded mediocrity deserves special recognition.

Luckily, like the Melbourne Cup, there is one day of the year in which . . .

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