Beards of Whaleoil

Beards of Whaleoil

I tried a couple of times to grow a beard (and being blessed with lots of testosterone it wasn’t hard) but I failed both times due to getting the death stare. The third time was the charm and I now enjoy my bum fluff as my Grandfather calls it.


If you wish to contribute to Beards of Whaleoil then please do.

Any form of facial hair is considered and you can be as expressive as you wish.

We accept and applaud all forms of Beard; Mustache; Goatee, or any Bum Fluff at all for that matter, throughout the ages and to the present day.

Please send photos to sb at whaleoil.co.nz and put ‘beard’ in the subject line.

Please include a few sentences with your submission.


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