A child visits New York

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
A PM, a baby and me.

Clarke (with an e) flew to NYC,
New hostesses serving the tea.

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
Posted a tweet, “Hey, look at me!”

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
Got a pass that said, “Spouse – VIP.”    

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
Had limos to ride in for free.

 Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
Dinners and drinkies a plenty.

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
Events; I lost count at forty.

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
Drug crime with a capital ‘C’.

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
But Cindy said, “No” to Pres T.

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
‘Vice’ President’s the right gig for me.

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
Diplomatic immunity!

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
Please make me an interviewee.

Clarke (with an e) went to NYC,
I really should be on TV.


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In solidarity with the those in the world’s most despised demographic, WH has decided to ‘come out’ as an old white male. WH enjoys exercising the white-male privilege that Whaleoil provides for him by writing the occasional post challenging climate change consensus; looking at random tech issues that tweak his interest, as a bit of a tech nerd; or generally poking the borax at anyone in public life who goes on record revealing their stupidity. WH never excelled on the sports field because his coaches never allowed him to play in his preferred position on the right-wing. WH also enjoys his MG.

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