A coalition children’s story

Our commenters are a creative bunch and on Monday morning they co-operated to write a coalition version of the classic Kiwi children’s story, the Wonky Donkey. Commenter KGB got the ball rolling then PharmaBloke and Whaleoil writer ex-PFC joined in the fun.

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Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie, are donkeys
They each have 1 leg
They are wobbly Winnie, Cindy, Jimmie, donkeys

Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie are donkeys
They each have 1 leg
and a collection of nuts
They are nutty, wobbly, Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie donkeys

Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie are donkeys
They each have 1 leg,
A collection of nuts,
And fib a lot
They are fibby, nutty, wobbly, Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie donkeys

Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie are donkeys
They each have 1 leg,
a collection of nuts,
fib a lot,
and hate the wealthy,
They are judgy, fibby, nutty, wobbly, Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmy donkeys

Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie are donkeys
They each have 1 leg,
a collection of nuts,
fib a lot,
and hate the wealthy,
and are spending all our money
They are taxy, judgy, fibby, nutty, wobbly, Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmy donkeys

Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie are donkeys
They each have 1 leg,
a collection of nuts,
fib a lot,
hate the wealthy,
spend all our money,
And don?t listen
They are waxy, taxy, judgy, fibby, nutty, wobbly, Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie donkeys

Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie are donkeys
They each have 1 leg,
a collection of nuts,
fib a lot,
hate the wealthy,
spend all our money,
don?t listen
and don’t actually DO much
They are lazy, waxy, taxy, judgy, fibby, nutty, wobbly, Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie donkeys

Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie are donkeys
they each have 1 leg
a collection of nuts
fib a lot
hate the wealthy
spend all our money
don?t listen
don?t do very much
and believe in socialism
They are crazy, lazy, waxy, taxy, judgy, fibby, nutty, wobbly, Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie donkeys

Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie are donkeys
they each have 1 leg
a collection of nuts
fib a lot
hate the wealthy
spend all our money
don?t listen
don?t do very much
believe in socialism
and have secret meetings
They are dodgy, crazy, lazy, waxy, judgy, fibby, nutty, wobbly, Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie donkeys

Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie are donkeys
they each have 1 leg
a collection of nuts
fib a lot
hate the wealthy
spend all our money
don?t listen
don?t do very much
believe in socialism
have secret meetings
And love Stalin and Marx
They are commie,dodgy, crazy, lazy, waxy, judgy, fibby, nutty, wobbly, Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie donkeys

Hee Haw

Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie are donkeys
they each have 1 leg
a collection of nuts
fib a lot
hate the wealthy
spend all our money
don?t listen
don?t do very much
believe in socialism
have secret meetings
love Stalin & Marx
And full of hot air
They are farty, commie, dodgy, crazy, lazy, waxy, judgy, fibby, nutty, wobbly, Winnie, Cindy, & Jimmie donkeys

Hee Haw!

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