Have you ordered your Whale Meat yet?

Steak being cut

A reminder to readers who have not yet sampled our delicious meat, The Whale Meat Company is now open for business.

Customers who have been enjoying our delicious, restaurant quality meat have been commenting in General Debate and in Backchat over the past few days. Don’t believe me that this will be the best meat you have ever eaten, believe my regular commenters and now customers.  

WO Gun Club Secretary, Spiker, showed us how the bacon cooks up and his bacon butties

Whale Meat Company customer photo

Whale Meat Company customer photo


“My son thinks Cam is a Meat God.” – W.H., Dannemora


“We had stopped buying sirloin from the supermarkets because it’s tasteless, tough and rippled with gristle, and personally, I’d rather have a tough bit of rump as it has more meaty flavoured goodness. Enter the Whale Meat Steak and Bacon pack delivered to my door last Friday…

We had the minute steaks last night, so tender that we had the whole slices on burgers and you could take a bite out of the cut no problem!

This morning was eggs benny with Mrs Soze’s homemade hollandaise sauce with eye bacon on inch thick toast… absolutely amazing… the bacon is juicy and tasty without being full of water.

And tonight? The pièce de résistance… A delicious, tender, juicy generous cut of Sirloin – buttocks cleansed, horns trimmed and waltzed gently through a warm room before landing on my plate with roasted carrots, pumpkin, beetroot, parsnip, spuds, fresh broccoli with blue cheese sauce and washed down with a Bin 555 Mmmmm… Shame I ate half my dinner before I took a photo that just doesn’t seem to do it justice… Me thinks Mrs Soze is a keeper! – Keyser Soze


It’s funny because supermarket steak always comes out of the pack thinner, this seemed to get thicker… -W.H., Dannemora


I will  be ordering on a very regular basis – my husband can’t stop exclaiming over the quality – R.K., Grey Lynn


So tonight it was the pork sausages and streaky bacon🥓…they were great…I feel super haram.
As a lucky South Islander, the delivery was very prompt, will be back for more. – Gasaxe


Tears were nearly shed on my BBQ as I thought I was going to miss out on my “Fill the Freezer” meat pack. Unfortunately I’m in an out of the way south west part of Auckland but come Monday morning my dispair was averted by a personal delivery of my meat pack by an amazing member of the Whale Meat team! Thanks Myles! Your a legend mate!

Pork roast was superb that evening! Crackling to die for! Char grilled rare rump steaks last night were juicy, tender and outright delicious! Still mountains of meat to go and I’m savouring every mouthful!

Do these good buggers a favour and tell all your mates about this fantastic quality, non halal tax, juicy and delicious meat. I sure am! – Antonio


Tried out the “taster box”, so far have gutsed the steaks, the snarlers, the ham steaks and halfway through the bacon.
All has been a mile better than supermarket meat and have no hesitation in recommending the product to others, and will definitely be setting up a regular order. – GregM


We’ve sampled two products, so far, of the Family Favourites (medium):

Pork sausages, which were very tasty, and not at all reminiscent of disinfectant (UK husband’s complaint re NZ sausages, generally).

The eye bacon was fantastic to cook and to eat – no white foamy liquid, and no black specks in the pan at the end! – cennini2


The Southern Oiler in Tuatapere is very happy not only was the service outstanding being as the courior delivered the product around 9am on Thursday morning the contents were still perfectly chilled and the product is superb.
Like Arney said ” I’ll be back ” – Takitimu


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