Mohammed declares Halal unnecessary

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Last week was Islam Awareness Week in New Zealand.

Whaleoil apologises for not noticing in time and as penance will highlight some Facebook posts from the Masjid As-Salam mosque in West Auckland.

Today’s post clearly gives lie to the need for Halal certification of any product at any time anywhere in the world.

If you are not sure whether the product has been dealt with in the correct Halal way at the time of production simply “Mention the name of Allah and eat it” at the time of consumption. Simple.

You heard this direct from Allah’s Messenger (PBOH)


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