Mohammed’s dodgy dealing dodger

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Last week was Islam Awareness Week in New Zealand.

Whaleoil apologises for not noticing in time and as penance will highlight some Facebook posts from the Masjid As-Salam mosque in West Auckland.

Today’s post clearly shows how to be sure that you are getting a good deal in business.

The Prophet (PBOH) has a bullet-proof system, guaranteed never to fail.

If you think you are being ripped off simply say, at the time of purchase, “No cheating”.   Simple.

We can now close the Serious Fraud Office.

You heard this direct from Allah’s Messenger (PBOH)


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