The secret diary series

You know when you have had one too many wines after a long day – and you read Whaleoil…and listen to and read all the …mmm. *views* of our Whaleoil family? Well after doing that I had this one thought.

A Newspaper has a column by a Steve Braunias  “The Diary of…. blah”.

I think there is a sneaky way to roll this.

I think we should launch the Whaleoil weekly Diary of…blah.

Let’s have a weekly or daily contribution of “diary entries” from our readers based on their views of recent events, announcements or opinions of say the 5 major and prolific entities in government in a highly satirical way.

It could be like…

Monday: Jacinda’s reflection on the last week… “How I got more women into Parliament in PNG because I didn’t know what else to talk about!”

Tuesday: Winston’s reflection on the last week: ” I told you the NZ economy was going to crash and burn on election night and here are this week’s reasons why this government is committed to doing it!

Wednesday: Chris Hipkins on Education reform ” My mum is a teacher so there! She knows that non unionised skools are kool so just get with it!!!

Thursday: Phil on Housing ” Well this week, after 9 YEARS OF NEGLECT from the National government, I can honestly say, that we are putting ONE MORE double income, no kids, investor potential “family” into a shanty “house” in Auckland. They can sell it after 5 years with no worries about the capital gains tax that isn’t going to happen…oh Look! There’s Jacinda’s BABY!

Friday: Shane Jones’s message from the mount.” Here I am. The Bull. The man. The Uncle of the north. The Dalmatian and Maori. The bloke with $3 billion in cash …check out my ad’s if you want money…Jonsie’s for the Homesies.

Saturday: Kelvin Davis…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….enough said.

But seriously…could we get someone to “ghost” one of the major figures in Govt, the Coalition of Losers – or National and do a daily or weekly parody?

 


 

What do you think Oilers?

Are there some budding wanna be satirists among you?

We can offer you a much larger audience than what talented Steve Braunias gets for absolutely zero financial return!

Let’s face it, amazing offers like getting your amateur attempts at satire published on New Zealand’s most popular blog don’t come along every day now do they?

I promise you that the team at Whaleoil will wave it’s magic wand over the contributions to make them as entertaining and well written as possible.

I cannot promise that we will use your contribution but we welcome the opportunity to read it.

If you want to have a go at being a Whaleoil satirical Diary writer please e-mail me your ideas or complete draft to sb at whaleoil.co.nz

Please put Secret diary in the subject line.

Don’t forget to supply us with your author name so we can credit you. It can be a pseudonym or your real name it is completely up to you.

 


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