Baby’s first Christmas

Photoshopped image credit: Pixy with thanks to Cadae for the idea

Oh boy. Labour must have taken the latest poll results really hard. Now we are fed relentless articles about the First Baby and the first stay-at-home Dad, just to remind us that we are living in a parallel universe where disclosing whether or not the government is going to sign the UN Migration Pact is far less important than what Baby Neve will be wearing on Christmas Day.

So glad to know we have our priorities right in this country. It isn’t even Stuff and Nonsense this time, it is Newstalk ZB: quote.

Jacinda Ardern can’t wait to deck her baby girl Neve out in some cute Christmas themed getups.

The Prime Minister of New Zealand chatted to The Hits’ Stace and Flynny about the rapidly approaching holiday and what she has in store for the big day, including her daughter’s outfit.

Explaining how she didn’t mind a late night shopping trip to Kmart, she said: “I was there just last week … and I will admit that Neve will be in novelty wear, I can’t help myself.”

She also noted that she and partner Clarke Gayford will like be doing the same too.

“I do kind of wonder whether if kids have less grievance down the track when they can see that we were dressing them up if we dress up with them,” she added. end quote.

Do you not think that Jacinda has well and truly missed her vocation? It is so obvious that she should have been a kindergarten teacher, rather than a prime minister.

Neve’s ‘grievance’ in future years might be that you flooded the country with Islamic refugees, Jacinda. I don’t think she will care too much about how much of an idiot you and Clarke looked by then. quote.

When it comes to shopping for Christmas presents, Jacinda revealed she is a little bit behind.

“I am way behind in my [Christmas] jobs this year,” she said. “We’ve started doing that cool thing where you pull one name out of a hat and you end up buying one present for someone, so that helps a lot.” end quote.

Is this why you have missed Question Time 3 days running, Jacinda? Pulling rabbits names out of hats? You are described on Twitter as the laziest PM since time immemorial. quote.

As for the Christmas tree?

“Putting up our Christmas tree just requires getting the box out of the attic and plugging it in,” Jacinda told Stace and Flynny, that it too was a Kmart purchase. end quote.

Why does the media pretend that she does all these things herself, like any normal person? She is the prime minister, she has staffers. She also has stay-at-home Clarke to plug in the Christmas tree – when he is not wheeling the baby around the Cabinet table, that is.

Gosh, running the country is such hi-jinks these days!

Prepare yourself for more and more of this. National is leading in the polls, so we have to pimp the baby for all it is worth.

Credit: SonovaMin


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