The banned poem by ‘Harry The Owl Limerick Criminal’: Full version

Harry The Owl Limerick Criminal

In November last year a man now calling himself “Harry The Owl – Limerick Criminal” re-tweeted a poem about Transwomen. The British police have now become involved. According to Harry this is how the PC nonsense went down.

Got a call from Director, saying cops wanting to speak to me. He?d had sense not to give out my number, but said he?d pass on details. I rang.

Spoke to PC from Humberside, introduces himself as representing the LGBTQ community on a report of hate speech by me. They?d found me via my company, had been all over the website & decided if I employed trans people at all, it was not a safe place for them & work should know.

Cop said he was in possession of 30 Tweets by me. I asked if any contained criminal material. He said…. No. I asked if any came close to being criminal… and he read me a limerick. Honestly. A limerick. A cop read me a limerick over the phone.

I said, I didn?t write that. He said, ?Ah. But you Liked it and promoted it.? I asked why he was wasting his time on a non crime. He said, ?It?s not a crime, but it will be recorded as a hate incident.?

So, I?ve added to a statistic, even though there is no crime, which brings me to my next point. The cop repeatedly called the complainant ?the victim.? I asked how there could be a victim if, as he?d established, there was no crime. He said, that?s just how it works.

My comment was that by framing the complainant as ?victim?, this made me, by default, ?criminal.? I asked him to desist from using it.

This is where it gets incredibly sinister. The cop told me that he needed to speak with me because, even though I?d committed no crime whatsoever, he needed (and I quote) ?to check my THINKING!? Seriously. Honestly.

Finally, he lectured me. Said, ?Sometimes, a woman?s brain grows a man?s body in the womb and that is what transgender is.? You can imagine my response…

Lastly, he told me that I needed to watch my words more carefully or I was as risk of being sacked by the company for hate speech. At which point, I wished him well and said I needed to go and rinse my socks.

I?m fine, btw. It?s upset my wife far more than it?s upset me, though, and this makes me angry as hell. I?m considering my response to the Chief Constable because… FUCK ?EM!

Harry The Owl – Limerick Criminal twitter

Advice

The below poem has been found by the British police to be hate speech and just reading it is a thought crime. Proceed and share with caution.

You're a man. Your breasts are made of silicone 
Your vagina goes nowhere
And we can tell the difference
Even when you are not there
Your hormones are synthetic
And lets just cross this bridge
What you have you stupid man
Is male privilege.
You?re a man, you?re a man 
We can say it, yes we can
That you?ll never be a woman
Even if that is your plan
Every cell is coded male
From your birth until the grave
You are simply a man
Neither stunning nor brave
Your penis isn?t womanly 
Your wig is poorly made
Your idea of womanhood
Just doesn?t make the grade
You think we are just caricatures
Or porn tropes for your use
You pretend that you can be us
But it?s merely more abuse
You?re a man, you?re a man 
We can say it, yes we can
That you?ll never be a woman
Even if that is your plan
Every cell is coded male
From your birth until the grave
You are simply a man
Neither stunning nor brave
Your great big hands and manly head 
Are difficult to hide
A hand in front of Adam?s fruit
Proof does not provide
That you have changed your actual sex
Because your brain is pink
It?s laughable to those of us
Who can actually think
You?re a man, you?re a man 
We can say it, yes we can
That you?ll never be a woman
Even if that is your plan
Every cell is coded male
From your birth until the grave
You are simply a man
Neither stunning nor brave

By Ali Bee

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