Mmm Black pudding for breakfast

Do you want the BEST black pudding on the market for your breakfast?

Whale Meat Company black pudding on toast
  • Pork and Bacon sausages (Breakfast or anytime)  4 packs x 500g
  • Black pudding 3 chubs x 500g
  • Eye bacon 3 packs x 500g 
  • Streaky bacon 3 packs x 500g 


At last your wait for an excellent black pudding is over. Indulge in a black pudding that has passed the rigorous Whale Meat Taste Test panel!

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The fans spoke & we listened: The Whale Meat BIG Bacon

The Whale Meat Big Bacon

Bacon, ONLY bacon, with bacon.

So what is Whale Meat Company bacon really like?

Experts are concerned at a rise in the numbers of consumers overdosing on Whale Meat bacon.

A Christchurch addict is seen here after ingesting a preparation known as ‘carbonara’, totally insensible.

There was half a packet of Whale Meat bacon in the ‘carbonara’

I think it is in the public interest to highlight the risks of this highly addictive substance.

(I have to say that the bacon was very much better than the crap that you get from supermarkets these days, no ‘juice’ at all when it was diced up for the carbonara – I even had to add a bit of fat to the pan).

Wally Betts’ Sock

But wait…there’s more…

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This Baa Baa Que is for Ewe

The Whale Meat Company introduces the non-Halal BAA BAA QUE pack


Your choice of choice lamb. 

Butterflied lamb leg will become your favourite if it isn’t already – quick and easy to cook over a smokey BBQ or in the oven, a simple rub of oil rosemary and garlic makes it just magic. 

Speaking of casting spells, the lamb rumps will bewitch you with their cooking simplicity, on either the BBQ or in the oven and the result, medium rare lamb sliced will weave its spell on your diners.

To get these lamb treats as well as tasty lamb chops and lamb mince, check out our Baa Baa Que.

The Baa Baa Que contains:

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Just me & you: This meat box is just for 2

It Feeds Two.

The fans spoke and Cam listened: This Whale Meat Company box has been designed especially for couples

We know that Whale Meat Company fans are fabulous people and that they know quality meat when they taste it.

One further thing we know is that many of our customers cater for only two at home.

Here at the Whale Meat Company, you are free to identify however you like, with whatever acronym you like…

  • Dinkies (double income no kids couple)
  • Sinkies (single income)
  • Rinkies (retired income)

No matter how you identify the Feeds Two Restaurant quality meat is just right for you.

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Just the two of us

Just the two of us

If it is just the two of you then The Whale Meat Company has a special meat pack just for you both.


  • TWO rump steaks
  • TWO Sirloin steaks
  • Prime Mince
  • Streaky bacon
  • Eye bacon
  • FOUR Ham steaks

I see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you sometime
And I wanna spend some time with you

Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
(Just the two of us)
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
You and I
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Now you can PIG OUT

The Whale Meat Company introduces the non-Halal Pig out pack

Add deliciousness points to your meal with the NEW Whale Meat Company Pig Out meat box which features skin on for pork crackling.

Get a boneless rolled pork loin roast that is a generous 3kg so you can feed the family and enjoy the leftovers.

Pork loin chops and pork medallions are treats to complete the trifecta and makes your dinner a winning one, whether you choose to BBQ or fry.

Bacon, pork and bacon sausages always round off a perfect breakfast or a quick dinner, so get your versatile and delicious Pig Out pork box now.

Your box contains:

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Chris Trotter is having second thoughts about Judith Collins

Political commentator Chris Trotter

Political commentator Chris Trotter has changed his mind about Judith Collins since his recent radio interview.

If you want to know why and what he thinks might happen for National if she becomes leader upgrade your subscription to silver now so you can access his column in Incite at 9.15am this morning.

If you don’t already have a subscription then this is the reason you have been waiting for to subscribe to Silver level. This Incite article is one you don’t want to miss.

As a BONUS you also get access to the complete Incite library of articles with every Silver level or higher subscription. The library can be accessed up the top left of the home page.

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Chris Trotter is having second thoughts about Judith Collins

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Mmm Black pudding for breakfast

Spotted in New World Whangaparaoa: Photo Whaleoil

This month our son spotted in New World Whangaparaoa a clear case of Black pudding privilege.

If you think that Black pudding is the best pudding then you want the BEST black pudding on the market for your breakfast

Whale Meat Company black pudding on toast
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I can’t listen to your Vegan nonsense right now

MEAT me at the Whale Meat Company.

No Vegan nonsense guaranteed!