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Why can’t we handle the truth?

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A regular column by John Black

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In a speech delivered to students, Fraser High School principal Virginia Crawford said she didn’t want her students to become statistics.

Last week saw a truly stunning event in New Zealand Education. A lone voice in a profession known for its bloviating bullshitters actually decided to tell the truth. No impenetrable teacherly jargon, nothing wrapped in political theory slightly left of Pol Pot, just some facts.

And she got nailed for it.

Hamilton Principal Virginia Crawford of Fraser High school told students at a school assembly that the more they were truant the more they ran the risk of a string of unfortunate life outcomes – among them imprisonment, illiteracy, decreased life expectancy, drug problems and rape. RAPE. Needles scratched across records, pearls were collectively clutched, and gobs were collectively smacked.

‘RAPE doesn’t ‘discriminate!’ It’s ‘disgusting’ to tell students they will get raped if they wag school.

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One of the only right-wing people in Education (we hold our meetings in a broom closet). I spend my nights drinking and working on the great New Zealand novel. I’m white, male and straight – so it’s all my fault. All of it.

Wanker word of the week: Decolonisation

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A regular column by John Black

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Cartoon by Behrendt on decolonisation in Africa (January 1960)

The annual government enforced Te Reo week has prompted the usual high-minded musings from media and academic worthies. Some made sense – Te reo as taonga that needs some protection from government much like the Kiwi or the kakapo – others did not. These invoked the concept of ‘decolonisation’.

Reminiscent of a shady medical practice involving rubber tubing and being spread eagled on a medical table, your correspondent Dr Black was perplexed. Faced with a left-wing term of nebulous meaning, I of course made for the online version of the popular ‘yoof’ magazine ‘Teen Vogue’. I find it an invaluable lexical resource when defining such terms as they seem to be created and used most frequently by teenage girls. According to ‘Tina’ (or was it ‘Becca’? I forget), decolonisation is ‘reclaiming what was taken and honouring what we still have’.

Tina/Becca goes on to define colonisation (which she thinks we should be decolonising from) as ‘the stealing of lands; the raping of women; the taking of slaves; the breaking of bodies through fighting, labor, imprisonment, and genocide; the stealing of children; the enforcement of religion; the destruction (of) spiritual ways of life’. Struth. I’m guessing it was all bad then, right? Well only in the Tina/Becca thirteen-year old girl view of the world. Trouble is this is pretty much also the adult lefty view of the world. Marama Davidson for example. So, Tina/Becca/Marama may I proffer an alternative list?

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One of the only right-wing people in Education (we hold our meetings in a broom closet). I spend my nights drinking and working on the great New Zealand novel. I’m white, male and straight – so it’s all my fault. All of it.

Should the moon be American?

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A regular column by John Black

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Last week one of those controversies that could only exist in the age of the Twittersphere set the American commentariat briefly alight. First Man a biopic of Neil Armstrong currently doing the festival circuit irked the patriotic by not depicting America’s proudest moment – the planting of the stars and stripes on the surface of the moon. Little Marco Rubio, a former presidential contender (till the Don showed him the door), tweeted out that the movie was ‘total lunacy’ for the admission and reminded everyone that Americans had paid for and built the rockets and that ‘it wasn’t a U.N mission’.

Always good to see elected servants of the people weighing in on matters of vital importance.

Like movie criticism.

Of course, like most who take umbrage at the content of movies, he hadn’t actually sat through the thing. But in his clumsy, patriot signalling way, did he have a point?

Well, in Dr Black’s estimation, yes and no.

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One of the only right-wing people in Education (we hold our meetings in a broom closet). I spend my nights drinking and working on the great New Zealand novel. I’m white, male and straight – so it’s all my fault. All of it.

Sex dolls & the unmanning of Bradley

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A regular column by John Black.

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Man using blow-up sex doll as a flotation device

One can imagine the scene. Group of blokes on a fishing trip in the back of beyond. A few beers at the end of the day. Kev the ‘dag’ of the group opens his rucksack and pulls out a mysterious bundle. ‘Meet Cindy’ he announces as he starts to blow up his pneumatic friend. Hoots of laughter from all assembled as she slowly assumes her aerodynamic best. Kev tosses her to Stu, who gives her a mock spanking. Stu plonks her on Murray who bounces her on his crotch. Then Stevo pulls out…his phone and starts filming.

Something like the above occurred not long ago on an annual fishing trip organised by trades tutors at the Waikato Institute of Technology (WINTEC). Blokeish, immature and sub-Benny Hill comedically, but neither atypical for men letting loose together nor harmful in any obvious way. ‘No one was harmed in the making of this film…’

That is until some spiteful prude furnished management with a copy.

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One of the only right-wing people in Education (we hold our meetings in a broom closet). I spend my nights drinking and working on the great New Zealand novel. I’m white, male and straight – so it’s all my fault. All of it.

Not so polarised: Review of Cornel West & Douglas Murray

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A regular column by John Black

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Douglas Murray

‘Polarised’ the title of last night’s public discussion between the academic Dr Cornel West and the writer Douglas Murray, was something of a misnomer. While the differences in their political outlooks were evident – Murray the English Oxbridge educated small ‘c’ conservative, West the black American preacher of radical leftism – what they had in common resonated more strongly. Read more »

One of the only right-wing people in Education (we hold our meetings in a broom closet). I spend my nights drinking and working on the great New Zealand novel. I’m white, male and straight – so it’s all my fault. All of it.

Right at last

Too Right!

A regular column by John Black

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‘Work, the curse of the drinking classes’, my father used to announce every Sunday night as he mentally prepared himself for the start of the working week. There was a brief period between being old enough to understand what he meant and realising he’d stolen it from Oscar Wilde where this line had me admiring his cleverness. I should have known better. His next best line was ‘here son, pull my finger.’

The line impresses even less now. A stock Wildean quip: flippant ironic inversion trading wisdom for wit.

Wilde, quaffing chateau de wanker in London drawing rooms, knew a thing or two about drinking but he knew bugger all about work.

Far from being a curse, work, for the humbler members of our society, can be a source of pride and essential dignity.

With the launch of Mana in Mahi (Strength in Work) the Labour Government recognizes this. Putting young people who have been on the dole for more than six months to work (three months more than originally promised) by paying employers a subsidy. Though the scheme is small (a 150-person pilot, expanding to 4000 people next year) and rife with potential hazards (employers ditching existing employees for cheaper subsidized ones, its voluntary nature) it is at long last, a step in the ‘right’ direction. The last time the government tinkered with welfare they removed the requirement for women seeking the sole parent benefit to name the father of their child now sucking on the state’s tit. Mana in Mahi is a welcome, if slight improvement.

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One of the only right-wing people in Education (we hold our meetings in a broom closet). I spend my nights drinking and working on the great New Zealand novel. I’m white, male and straight – so it’s all my fault. All of it.

A new low

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A regular column by John Black.

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So, the ‘Alt-right’ rabble rousers Mr Molyneux and Ms Southern have departed our shores and we the impressionable populace have been spared exposure to the bacillus of their ideas, that our betters in the media felt sure would have sent us into the streets foaming at the mouth seeking minorities to abuse and harass. The multicultural mantra repeated by bien pensant tongues throughout media, academia, and at Golriz Ghahraman’s dinner parties has droned a little louder, drowning out all criticism, all questions.

Equilibrium has returned. All is calm. All is good.

Bollocks.

The turmoil is just beginning. The majority of kiwis cherish their birthright of liberty, incubated in the British Isles and exported to these islands, the same liberty that allows them to question the direction of their country regarding such fundamental matters as immigration and cultural change. A Left-wing elite that seeks to disregard such popular feelings, scolding with furrowed brows any critique of multiculturalism as ‘hate speech’, is on a collision course with the majority.

We haven’t had our Trump or Brexit moment yet, but it’s brewing.

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One of the only right-wing people in Education (we hold our meetings in a broom closet). I spend my nights drinking and working on the great New Zealand novel. I’m white, male and straight – so it’s all my fault. All of it.

The mad, mad mullahs of multi-culturalism

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A regular column by John Black.

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Every age its orthodoxy, for every age its heresy. In Galileo’s day, it was having the temerity to suggest that the piece of rock we live on may not be the centre of the entire universe. In pre-civil war America, it was arguing that the black dude doing your laundry was your moral and legal equal.

Heretics challenge the lazy conceit of the majority, that certain ideas are inviolate, preordained by God or nature. And they pay for their heresy – in the days of the Inquisition their ideas literally went up in a puff of smoke.

Well, one could get a whiff of smoke and hear the crackle of kindling this week in Aotearoa. A bonfire was being readied for two modern heretics- Lauren Southern and Stefan Molyneux. Their chief heresy is to challenge the religion of multiculturalism. And the mad, mad multicultural mullahs who patrol society looking for any deviations from its doctrines were ready and waiting. A coalition with the ridiculous title, ‘Love Aotearoa/hate racism’ combining self-appointed leaders of ‘Maori, Muslim and migrant groups’ talked of fighting the pair of ‘racism’ and ‘hate speech.’ Slander is the gasoline of their heretic bonfire. ‘Auckland Peace Action’ has announced a ‘Rally Against Racism: a peaceful protest at a fascist speaking event’. They’re fascist racists? I wonder if their mothers know?

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One of the only right-wing people in Education (we hold our meetings in a broom closet). I spend my nights drinking and working on the great New Zealand novel. I’m white, male and straight – so it’s all my fault. All of it.

Welcome to the age of arrogance

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A regular column by John Black.

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Conservatism is, at heart, a humble philosophy. It engages with reality, not seeking to remake it. It holds that certain things are eternally true. Give government your money and it won’t spend it with as much restraint and care as you do. Or, for that matter, as Charlie Sheen does on a four-day bender in Bangkok.

Conservatives view humanity as flawed, sinful and rather nasty. Tradition, social norms and institutions make civilization possible. Remove these and a man’s inner Charlie Sheen is let out. Before long he’s doing blow for breakfast and trying to pork his wife’s sister’s daughter’s fifteen-year-old babysitter.

Opposing this is progressivism – the political drive to make the world a better place. At best this is laudable but laughable. Like trying to teach your dog to use a flush toilet so he won’t leave steaming turds on the front lawn. Reality intervenes. His little paws can’t reach the button. But, at worst, it employs the violent authority of the state. Like achieving the same result by grabbing your dog and staple-gunning his arse shut.

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One of the only right-wing people in Education (we hold our meetings in a broom closet). I spend my nights drinking and working on the great New Zealand novel. I’m white, male and straight – so it’s all my fault. All of it.

Gutless Goff enforces the hecklers’ veto

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A regular column by John Black

Rightminds.nz


Auckland Mayor and enforcer of the Hecklers Veto, Phil ‘Gutless’ Goff

By now most will know that the planned talk by free thinkers Lauren Southern and Stefan Molyneux has been binned due to our chinless wonder of a mayor, Phil ‘Gutless’ Goff. He has caved to an (un)holy alliance of the New Zealand Federation of Islam Associations and Auckland Peace Action, the latter distinguishing themselves by being a peace group that threatens violence. Quote:

 We will confront them on the streets. If they come, we will blockade entry to their speaking venue. End quote.

Isn’t that like a group of vegetarians holding a sausage sizzle?

Well, it seems to have worked, with the Bruce Mason Centre cancelling due to ‘health and safety concerns’, which is a nice euphemism for the possibility of a mob of lefties descending on their patrons. Since then Gutless Goff has banned promoters from using any alternative council venue.

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One of the only right-wing people in Education (we hold our meetings in a broom closet). I spend my nights drinking and working on the great New Zealand novel. I’m white, male and straight – so it’s all my fault. All of it.