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Send the Green party a message

Mocking the Green party’s stupid ideas is both fun and effective.

  • They are BANNING useful plastic bags
  • They are BANNING your beloved pet cat
  • And to top it off co-leader Marama Davidson is promoting the word C*nt!

It is enough to drive our digital team to design greatness.

Here are some of the new Whaleoil products created so far.

Design credit: Technomage

You can buy your very own Gunts 100% bull denim cotton grocery bag here.

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If you agree with me that’s nice, but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo, look between the lines and do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

You can follow me on Gab.ai 

Mock the Greens

Mocking the Green party’s stupid ideas is both fun and effective.

  • They are BANNING useful plastic bags
  • They are BANNING your beloved pet cat
  • And to top it off co-leader Marama Davidson is promoting the word C*nt!

It is enough to drive our digital team to design greatness.

Here are some of the new Whaleoil products created so far.

Design credit: Technomage

You can buy your very own Gunts 100% bull denim cotton grocery bag here.

Read more »

If you agree with me that’s nice, but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo, look between the lines and do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

You can follow me on Gab.ai 

Latest Whaleoil products

Mocking the Green party’s stupid ideas is both fun and effective.

  • They are BANNING useful plastic bags
  • They are BANNING your beloved pet cat
  • And to top it off co-leader Marama Davidson is promoting the word C*nt!

It is enough to drive our digital team to design greatness.

Here are some of the new Whaleoil products created so far.

Design credit: Technomage

You can buy your very own Gunts 100% bull denim cotton grocery bag here.

Read more »

If you agree with me that’s nice, but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo, look between the lines and do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

You can follow me on Gab.ai 

Send the Green party a message

Mocking the Green party’s stupid ideas is both fun and effective.

  • They are BANNING useful plastic bags
  • They are BANNING your beloved pet cat
  • And to top it off co-leader Marama Davidson is promoting the word C*nt!

It is enough to drive our digital team to design greatness.

Here are some of the new Whaleoil products created so far.

Design credit: Technomage

You can buy your very own Gunts 100% bull denim cotton grocery bag here.

Read more »

If you agree with me that’s nice, but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo, look between the lines and do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

You can follow me on Gab.ai 

First test pack for The Whale Meat Company arrives

Yesterday I was at The Whale Meat Company global headquarters looking at the first meat pack.

The sample pack was arranged so we could test the meat boxes and also look at the quality of the product offerings. I am very pleased to report that we have the boxes sorted, which will also be able to be re-used as beer chillers or fish bins.

The meat looks superb and last night I tucked into some very tasty and thick ham steaks. They were demolished in short order. The bacon packs don’t have water sloshing about in them. All the meat is restaurant quality and the steaks are proper thick steaks not skinny schnitzel type things like you get at a supermarket. Most importantly the meat is all non-halal and lovingly packed within sniffing distance of pork and bacon.    Read more »

As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

The Whale Meat Company is coming, help name our products

For those who missed the weekend posts, I thought I’d post this again to help fill in your Monday morning.

Well, we are nearly there readers, something I have been working on in the background, the formation of The Whale Meat Company.

The nexus of this idea came about on the drive down to the inaugural Whaleoil Gun Club meeting in Awakeri. I wanted to deliver restaurant quality meat products to readers at a reasonable price. I didn’t want to do cheap meat, I wanted to do tasty, bloke sized meat.

So, we have formed The Whale Meat Company, your very own online butchers. I have a supplier and delivery company all sorted, now we just need to name our meat boxes. Therefore I have a deal for you. Help us name our product boxes and if your suggestion is chosen then you win that meat box to enjoy.

Here are the product offerings:    Read more »

As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

The Whale Meat Company is coming, help name our products

Well, we are neatly there readers, something I have been working on in the background, the formation of The Whale Meat Company.

The nexus of this idea came about on the drive down to the inaugural Whaleoil Gun Club meeting in Awakeri. I wanted to deliver restaurant quality meat products to readers at a reasonable price. I didn’t want to do cheap meat, I wanted to do tasty, bloke sized meat.

So, we have formed The Whale Meat Company, your very own online butchers. I have a supplier and delivery company all sorted, now we just need to name our meat boxes. Therefore I have a deal for you. Help us name our product boxes and if your suggestion is chosen then you win that meat box to enjoy.

Here are the product offerings:    Read more »

As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

The Whale Meat Company is coming, help name our products

Well, we are nearly there readers, something I have been working on in the background, the formation of The Whale Meat Company.

The nexus of this idea came about on the drive down to the inaugural Whaleoil Gun Club meeting in Awakeri. I wanted to deliver restaurant quality meat products to readers at a reasonable price. I didn’t want to do cheap meat, I wanted to do tasty, bloke sized meat.

So, we have formed The Whale Meat Company, your very own online butchers. I have a supplier and delivery company all sorted, now we just need to name our meat boxes. Therefore I have a deal for you. Help us name our product boxes and if your suggestion is chosen then you win that meat box to enjoy.

Here are the product offerings:    Read more »

As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

Truth & bullshit in the Digital advertising age

In sales and advertising it’s always a numbers game. That is to say the more people are impressed upon with a certain pitch, or spiel as it were, the larger the response will be during any given campaign or promotional event.

In advertising, “points” measure percentages of given populations and can be targeted to select demographics (called Target Rating Points) or even subjective measurements (called Index Rating Points) like the propensity to purchase in any given market.

Furthermore “Gross Impressions” quantify the approximate number and cost per thousands of duplicate people reached within a certain demographic; whereas “Reach” and “Frequency” represent math equations based upon algorithms involving unduplicated people impressed upon within a certain demographic and how many times they were imprinted with any given ad or message.

The points are these: There is a mathematical science behind motivating people located in markets (i.e. regions) into action; and this is why companies like Nike and Pepsi will pay hundreds of millions of dollars annually to athletes and movie stars alike to promote their products. It is because advertising works.

Now let’s compare companies and strategies. Read more »

A guest post submitted to Whaleoil and edited by Whaleoil staff.

Guest Post content does not necessarily reflect the views of the site or its editor. Guest Post content is offered for discussion and for alternative points of view.

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On the weekends we publish delicious Whaleoil recipes and now you can have your very own Whaleoil apron to make them in.

Available in every colour you can think of as long as it is black or white.

We cannot promise that it will improve your culinary skills or prevent you from gingerbread Jihad (caused by an extremist oven) but at least you will look like a BOSS while doing it.

 

If you agree with me that’s nice, but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo, look between the lines and do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

You can follow me on Gab.ai