Harry & Meghan buy into the gender nonsense

When you consider the very small number of people on the planet who have gender identification issues, the whole business has become ridiculous, but that is virtue signalling for you. Now the newest royal couple have decided to go with the gender flow, even though there is probably no reason to do this. If the child has a gender issue, it will become obvious as it grows up. There is absolutely no need to make an issue out of it before the child is even born. That isn’t going to stop them though. quote.

Meghan Markle is due in just weeks, and Vanity Fair reports that she and Prince Harry have decided to raise their baby without labels and with a more ?fluid approach to gender.? (FYI, Kensington Palace declined to comment on this when asked. Double FYI, Meghan is said to be having a boy.)

?Meghan has been talking to some of her friends about the birth and how she and Harry plan to raise their baby. Her exact word was fluid,? a source told the magazine’s royal reporter Katie Nicholl. ?She said they plan to raise their child with a fluid approach to gender and they won?t be imposing any stereotypes.?

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So… it’s a boy… but it is going to be fluid? Is it a boy or not? Does this mean that they won’t dress him in blue, or will they call him ‘it’ and ‘they’, just like other gender ‘fluid’ parents? As he will be the son of a prince, he will also be a prince. His name will be Prince Ethelred, or whatever. How can they make that ‘fluid’? It is a ‘stereotype’ that has lasted for over a millenium. quote.

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Whaleoil’s top 12 most important women of NZ 2018.

You may all recall, a little while ago the most prestigious BBC put out a list of their Top 100 Really Important Women, which somehow included Nanaia Mahuta because she had some scribble on her chin and had been troughing for the last 22 years. I summed up the award in a post back then, but in case you missed it, please feel free to pop along for a look?at why Nanaia is as important as a Samoan who can drive a boat!

Well we here at Whaleoil figured that as so many of our wonderful women had missed out on getting the BBC gong, we would promote a list of our own, a satirical one. Please note, not all the quotes are real!

So without any further delay, here are the Whaleoil Top 12 Really Amazing Super Duper Important Bestest Women of New Zealand for 2018, and coming in at number one is… Read more »


A newspaper sinks to a new low: Trump is Hitler

A newspaper sinks to a new low and regurgitates fake news implying Trump is Hitler and comparing Trump to the Nazis. quote.

Quote:A comedian and ex-Celebrity Apprentice staffer who claims to have worked with Donald Trump for six years has made shocking new accusations against the US President.

Noel Casler allegedly worked in talent logistics on the set of Celebrity Apprentice while Trump was host, and also worked on his Miss Teen Universe pageants.

In a stand-up show this month, Casler accused Trump of recreational drug use and said he acted inappropriately towards teenage beauty pageant contestants.

“I worked on a bunch of those beauty pageants he had in the ’90s, too. That was a good idea, Miss Teen Universe? Yeah, that’s like giving Jeffrey Dahmer a cooking show,” he said.

“He would line up the girls on the side of the stage, and he would inspect them. Literally, he would stick his little freaking doll fingers in their mouth and look at their teeth.”

“I’m not kidding, this is true, he would line them up like they were pieces of meat. He’d be like, ‘You, you, and you, if you want to win I’m in the penthouse suite, come and see me.'”

Casler said he had signed a 24-page nondisclosure agreement but that he felt compelled to break it.

[…]He also called the President a “speed freak” and said he took the attention deficit hyperactivity disorder drug Adderall to help him read cue cards while filming Celebrity Apprentice.

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The majority of attempts to access porn are not deliberate …

Yup, and that last shower I came down in was so refreshing …

There have been more than 24,000 attempts to access pornographic websites in [the UK] parliament since the general election, new figures show, reports Sky News

A total of 24,473 attempts to access such material from computers and other devices connected to the parliamentary network were made between June and October 2017 – around 160 a day on average.

Wikimedia Commons

The network is used by MPs, peers and staff.[…]

I guess that is a whole new slant on “sucking on the public teat”
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Not sure Tony Veitch should describe anything as “hard hitting”

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Hoaxes and scams on the internet

Computer keyboard keys with danger sign with words Internet Hoax, Danger of Internet Hoax

Computer keyboard keys with danger sign with words Internet Hoax, Danger of Internet Hoax

Yesterday I fell for a hoax and did a post on it. It happened to me once before so I always do a check online to see if there is more than one website with a similar story. Additionally if I am unsure I will go to the website Snopes as they write about hoaxes and scams on the Internet. ?In the case of the post I wrote yesterday, there was nothing about it on Snopes so I thought I was okay. What I should have noticed was that none of the websites that carried the same story were mainstream media sites.

Here are a few of the hoaxes and scams that are ?currently circulating that I found on Snopes.

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Faces of the day

PHOTO-Bruce the wandering whale facebook page

PHOTO-Bruce the wandering whale facebook page

Today’s faces of the day, Bruce and his gorgeous mystery whale, met under very romantic circumstances.? Read more »

Face of the day



Today’s face of the day is Queen Elizabeth for apparently backing the idea of Britain leaving the European Union (EU).

THE Queen has been hailed as a backer of Brexit tonight after details emerged of an extraordinary alleged bust-up between her and Nick Clegg over Europe.

Her Majesty let rip at the then Deputy PM during a lunch at Windsor Castle, The Sun has been told.

The 89-year-old monarch firmly told passionate pro-European Mr Clegg that she believed the EU was heading in the wrong direction.

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Face of the day

Elizabeth Donnelly Screenshot-Whaleoil.co.nz

Kim Dotcom’s new love Screenshot-Whaleoil.co.nz

Today’s face of the day has found fame in the MSM for the singular achievement of dating Kim Dotcom.

I do not want to ruin her google footprint any more than it has already been ruined by both Stuff and A Newspaper. The less said the better about who she is,what she does or how old she is.

I hope she is prepared for the fallout. It will be a rough ride in more ways than one.

Whaleoil reveals sources

Many many people want Whaleoil to reveal its sources. Some even want to know Cameron’s favourite source. Others claim that after Dirty Politics Whaleoil no longer has any sources, and that they have all dried up. They are all wrong. Today for the first time ever I am going to reveal some of Whaleoil’s sources, including Cam’s favourite one. I hope you can all handle the truth because some of it is pretty hard core and hard to handle. There is no way that I would ever deal with some of these sources myself as they are far too dangerous.

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