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Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

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Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend


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Hosking: Fuel tax should benefit motorists, not road maggots


Mike Hosking, at the NZ Herald, writes:

Here’s your problem, as has been quite rightly pointed out. Firstly, fuel tax is a new tax – and the Government trying to argue it isn’t is a lie.

Have other governments adjusted the excise? Yes. But that doesn’t make it a reason to do it yourself – especially when you explicitly bent over backwards during the election campaign arguing that there would be no new taxes.

You had a tax working group, and whatever they came up with and got adopted would be taken to the poll of 2020, so we could all vote on it.

That was fair and clear, and made political sense. It’s like arguing income tax is already in place, and because you’re taking the top rate to 39, that’s just an adjustment not a new tax. No one would believe it or accept it. End of quote

The fuel tax is, at the very least, breaking the spirit of a promise. When Labour promised that there wouldn’t be any new taxes voters took it as saying that voters wouldn’t be paying more under Labour.Mike Hosking continues:

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Libertarian and pragmatic anarchist. Treat everything the media says as a lie and know the narrative. Facts trump rhetoric.

Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

Young trainee teacher at the Convent Primary School, Sister Martha-Joan rushed into the staff room.
“Mother Superior, I didn’t know what to do, as I passed the boys toilets there was a lot of noise so I looked in and they were competing to see who could pee highest up the wall”
“Leave it with me: said Mother Superior as she hurried out.
A few moments Mother Superior was back, “All sorted.”
“Oh, Mother Superior” whatever did you do?
“I hit the roof!”


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If you agree with me that’s nice but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo. Look between the lines, do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

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After the first run of politically motivated condoms designed by Young Labour in Christchurch proved to be popular, Labour general secretary and 2017 campaign manager Andrew Kirton has released a new catchy slogan.

‘Let’s cover this up.’

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Photoshop of the day: Part six of the Gayford series by Luke

Credit: Luke

Luke emigrated from the UK to NZ over 10 years ago, ironically because he was concerned about the number of migrants flooding into Britain.
Born and brought up in working-class Liverpool, he escaped poverty to become a highly paid adman, tory voter and a huge disappointment to his beloved, communist leaning Father. Creating snide photoshop images is his pitiful revenge for being an ageing, white, straight male.

Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes

Aisha’s husband Mohammad wanted everyone to know that it was Aisha’s feminist choice to wear the muzzle and that anyone who thought that she was being oppressed because of her Muslim faith was both ignorant and racist. When asked what her opinion was Aisha replied “mmmmhhhmnnnfffh”

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