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Vegetarianism Ruins Marriage

It’s a well known fact that you cannot trust people who do not eat meat.

There is something just very unnatural with any human being denying themselves the taste of a thick juicy cooked piece of animal.  That goes triple for men.  Green things are put on a dinner plate for decoration, eating them is only a last resort.

So witness yesterday’s Hollywood divorce.  Between two people who do not eat meat.

“Martin and Paltrow are known for their love of vegan cuisine and they made international headlines recently when they gave daughter Apple a vegan birthday cake,” PETA said in a statement today.

Being a vegan makes you do stupid things, like feeding your kids a vegan birthday cake.  That’s just child abuse.

And when you break up issuing a consensual couples closure statements such as this

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