Feral cat

Merciless killers? A little less conversation, a little more action please

Feral cats are merciless killers but all everyone does, except a few of us, is talk about eradication.

We need more action…perhaps a bounty.

Eradicating feral cats and controlling the country’s stray cat population are just two of key features of a leaked report of a national group formed to solve the country’s “cat crisis”.

Domestic cats could face a curfew if the Morgan Foundation has its way, while the SPCA would be keen to implement a de-sexing programme.

The National Cat Management Strategy Group got together in November 2014 and includes members of eight organisations including the SPCA, Morgan Foundation, New Zealand Veterinary Association [NZVA], NZ Companion Animal Council, Local Government NZ and the NZVA Companion Animal Society.

Ministry for Primary Industries and Department of Conservation have technical advisory members on board.

The group’s ‘strategic intent report’ states that there “are estimates that indicate that there is a significant cat crisis in New Zealand.”

It states it’s estimated there were about 1.4 million domestic cats along with an additional 196,000 stray cats.

A cat ‘crisis’…I’ve got it…I know how to solve the problem. They should get Labour to declare it a proper crisis…then all?the?feral cats will just drop dead and the problem will be solved.

But enough hilarity…this is serious.

We need to be shooting the little bastards.

Geoff Simmons of the Morgan Foundation said various studies showed there were also between 2.4 and 14 million feral cats across the country.

He denied the Foundation wanted to get rid of the country’s domestic cat population.

“We were never getting rid of all cats, the point was the problem is cats wondering into wildlife areas. Stray and feral cats are a major issue … but also where people are living close to sensitive wildlife areas then domestic cats that wonder are a problem too.”

Enough of the jibber-jabber…how about the Morgan Foundation pay me (and my readers) to shoot cats?

I want one of these:

I reckon it would work real well on feral cats.


-?NZ Herald


New Science Fact: 10,000 volts kills all of cat?s nine lives in one go

Cats are evil and a waste of space and a pain in the butt, but at least this one went out in style – creating maximum inconvenience to human beings.

Nearly 10,000 homes and business in Tauranga lost their power for an hour after a cat was zapped at a substation.

The cat climbed on to outdoor electrical switchgear at the Otumoetai substation last night, lines company Powerco says.

Power was restored about an hour later at 8.25pm.

The cat did not survive.

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Aussie Government plans to cull 2 million cats by 2020

I think I might move to Australia…to shoot cats.

Speaking to a national radio station, Gregory Andrews, the country’s first threatened-species Commissioner, said Australian Environment Minister Greg Hunt “is declaring war on feral cats, and he’s asked me to take charge of that programme.” ? ?? Read more »


New Zealand’s Favourite Grandmother on the right side of the issue of stray cats

The science supports Maggie Barry’s death to cats policy.

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Phil Quin on Cats and Constitutions

Phil Quin is bemused by Maggie Barry’s death wish on cats.

What concerns me is this: why on earth does a NZ government have the power to tell its citizen how many cats they can own?

These debates happen all the time in NZ. Let?s ban this, or restrict that ? often in response to some moral panic brought on by the confluence of more than one newspaper article on a given subject.

Our unwritten constitution often seem to offer?carte blanche to governments to regulate, ban, restrict anything they like, apparently on a whim.

Kiwis love to bash the U.S.; mock its gun culture, for example, and the extremes of its politics. ?But, living there for several years, I came to respect the limited nature of constitutional government ? and the fact that, at state and federal level, there are courts whose job it is to determine where governments have committed overreach. Cat fanciers in America would have a law such as that proposed by Barry struck down in minutes. In fact, no government would even propose it, knowing that it couldn?t pass constitutional muster. ?? Read more »

Perhaps Gareth Morgan can give them some advice

Gareth Morgan has all sorts of advice lately, but perhaps he might like to take his motorbike on a trip to Vietnam to give them some assistance with a little culinary problem they are having.

VICE News reports:

Just after midnight on Tuesday, police in Hanoi detained a truck smuggling three tons of live cats into Vietnam. The driver, a 30-year-old man named Hoang Van Hieu, admitted that the ill-begotten cats were bound for restaurants in the country, where cat meat is, in fact, a delicacy, especially in the provinces of Thai Binh and Nam Dinh, not far from Hanoi.

“After receiving a tip, we searched the truck and discovered the cats inside,” Sky News?quoted Dong Da district deputy chief of police Cao Van Loc as saying. “The owner, also the driver, said he bought the cats at the [Chinese] border area of Quang Ninh province. All of the cats were from China.”

With an average adult weight of about ten pounds for a healthy domestic feline, three tons means we’re talking hundreds of cats. The animals, crammed on top of one another in bamboo cages, were just the latest haul in a small cat-trafficking market that sources from nearby China, Laos, and Thailand to satiate Vietnam’s appetite for kitty flesh. ?? Read more »


Maybe we could send Gareth to help out

Long term readers of this site know that I hate feral cats…well, most cats, but feral cats in particular.

They are bird killing machines, mostly of our native birds.

But it turns out they are spreading disease too.

Free-roaming domestic cats (Felis catus) are widely understood to have substantial negative impacts on wildlife. The International Union for the Conservation of Nature (IUCN) lists cats among the world?s worst non-native invasive species, and cats on islands worldwide have contributed to 33 species extinctions (Lowe et al. 2000, Medina et al. 2011). In the United States free-roaming cats are the top source of direct anthropogenic mortality to birds and mammals, killing approximately 2.4 billion birds and 12.3 billion mammals each year (Loss et al. 2013).

The indirect impacts of cats on wildlife are less obvious, but one of the greatest emerging threats from free-roaming cats is infection with Toxoplasma gondii. T. gondii is a parasitic protozoan that can infect all warm-blooded species but relies on felids to complete its life cycle. According to a new study published in EcoHealth, feral cats are likely driving white-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus) infections in northeastern Ohio (Ballash et al. 2014). Cats that host T. gondii excrete oocysts into the environment in their feces, and a single cat can deposit hundreds of millions of oocysts, which may remain infectious for up to 18 months (Tenter et al.2000). ? Read more »


Time for someone to be checked in…

To an asylum…

Dr Gevil? What a dick.

Dr Gevil from Gareth Morgan on Vimeo.

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Is it wrong to pick on crazy cat ladies?

One reader certainly thinks so.

Here is his dissenting comment to yesterday’s post.

Re: Your blog ?crazy cat lady?. Everyone soon or late?needs a little compassion but if we want it we need to foster it.

TV3?s entrapment of the cat lady wasn?t. They vilified her. If TV3?were outside our door we?d be upset too? Especially if neighbours?had hurt our cats. It?s persecution! The lady didn?t hurt anyone.

She?s adopted cats that were abandoned. She did it out of care. Many?poorer folk have cats. They love them. They?re trying to make the?rent and their cats provide love. I think it?s an intolerant law?that lets a person hurt neighbours and cause heartbreak when they find?their wee mates dead due to hate. This is cruelty.

Re: the picture of a?cat dead in a Timm trap, it?s not humane. It?d be terrible for the?family that loved this cat to see this! The SPCA list of shame shows?what the some ?are capable of. This encourages it. Cats are companions?for the aged, families with kids, all kinds of people.

I’m for decent?approaches to problems not persecution

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Fox for donkey meat or rat for lamb kebabs is so 2013


China likes to lecture NZ on food safety and then they got slammed with a fox, donkey and rat meat scandal. But that is all so 2013 now.

In Beijing urban trappers have been caught with cats in traps they said they were going to sell?to street side vendors…for use as lamb kebab meat.

The drama unfolded last week when a cat enthusiast who takes care of neighborhood strays caught a youth checking a trap she noticed nearby. In an apparent bid to outrage bird enthusiasts as well, the thieves had?baited their traps with live sparrows.

The woman, surnamed Li, says the hunters claimed to have caught over 100 cats during the New Year holiday.

Because apparently there are no laws on the books regarding urban trapping, the two men were jailed for 10 days for “stealing.”? Read more »