Gwyneth Paltrow

If Sex isn’t dirty you are doing it wrong, or: how to spring clean your Vajizzle

Being an Actor requires a certain skill set just like any other profession. The ability to speak in public however does not necessarily equal the ability to make sensible and logical statements about politics or health. When I talk about Politics I am thinking about actors like Ben Affleck

Beardy weirdy Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck

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Vegetarianism Ruins Marriage

It’s a well known fact that you cannot trust people who do not eat meat.

There is something just very unnatural with any human being denying themselves the taste of a thick juicy cooked piece of animal.  That goes triple for men.  Green things are put on a dinner plate for decoration, eating them is only a last resort.

So witness yesterday’s Hollywood divorce.  Between two people who do not eat meat.

“Martin and Paltrow are known for their love of vegan cuisine and they made international headlines recently when they gave daughter Apple a vegan birthday cake,” PETA said in a statement today.

Being a vegan makes you do stupid things, like feeding your kids a vegan birthday cake.  That’s just child abuse.

And when you break up issuing a consensual couples closure statements such as this

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It’s not just Len that is a dodgy rooting ratbag

Ratbags never like seeing the results of their handy work in the press…including Gwyneth Paltrow

Hollywood A-lister Gwyneth Paltrow apparently doesn’t subscribe to the believe that all press is good press, as the actress is likely furious that Vanity Fair is going ahead with a planned feature about her months after she sent an email to her famous friends imploring them to ignore calls from the magazine.

“She sort of forced my hand,” VF editor-in-chief Graydon Carter told The Times of London of Paltrow’s email. “We started a story on her. We have a very good writer and it’ll run.”  Read more »