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Cry Baby of the Week – On a Monday!

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It’s only Monday but this has to be cry baby of the week.

One of two men removed from Eden Park by security after streaking during Friday’s Super Rugby opener between the Blues and Highlanders has laid a complaint against a guard, reports Mediaworks.

The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was apprehended by three guards and claims he was assaulted by one after he was taken out of public view following his removal from the field.

A police complaint has been filed, as the streaker required several stitches after he claims one of the guards punched him several times.

A spokesman for Eden Park told Mediaworks they would look into the incident, after only being made aware of the complaint today.

“We don’t condone streakers but we certainly don’t condone that sort of behaviour either,” they said.

“We’ve taken this up with Platform 4 Group (the security company) and they will be proceeding with the matter with the staff involved.”

What a complete cry baby.

He gets his kit off, breaks the law, streaks through a rugby game…presumably pissed, no sober person would do that…and he claims he was assaulted?

Plus the gutless little twerp wants to remain anonymous and the equally gutless Herald plays along with it.

Definite Cry Baby of the Week and on a Monday too.

 

– NZ Herald

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Our rugby supremacy is out in front for all to see with our own all-NZ final today.

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Monday Mullets

The Chiefs should hang their heads in shame, for the bogan capital of New Zealand they have not a single Mullet in their team.

The Highlanders on the other hand have Tim Boys. He is this weeks Monday Mullet.

Zinzan Brooke mulletEven more disappointing though is there is not a single mullet in any other team, even Jason Eaton has trimmed off his ginger mullet, perhaps he has gone gay.

We really need to have a bring back the mullet campaign. We need a mullet culture and some mongrel back if we want to win the Super 14, like the NHL all grow mullets and beards for the play offs. The All Blacks ruled the world when Zinzan Brooke sported a mullet. In fact I think there is a Master level degree in the discovering whether the increased prevalence of mullets and porn-star moustaches helps win World Cups. The last time the All Blacks one a World Cup there were mullets and porn-star moustaches in abundance in the team.

Monday Mullet Tim Boys

Monday Mullet Tim Boys