Rodney Hide shows us why we should learn algebra at school

I was dreadful at algebra at school, still am.

I could never see any point to it, especially with the stupid questions like “if train A travels at 90km/h and train B travels at 100km/h and train A leaves station C and train b leaves station D at the same time will they both reach station e at the same time” or some other crap like that.

My answer, which turned out to be wrong every time, was “Check the timetable”.

I digress…Rodney Hide has shown proper use of algebra in slamming the Police’s stupid insistence¬†on zero tolerance of exceeding the speed limit.

Overtaking on the road safely and within the law is now all but impossible.

The speed limit on the open road is 100km/h. The police are applying zero tolerance. You can now be ticketed at 101km/h. The speed limit for heavy vehicles and cars pulling caravans, boats or trailers is 90km/h. ¬† Read more »

Photo Of The Day

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The Obligatory Post about Breasts

Someone posted that in the comments that I should post about some nice like this article about a Bra that boosts cleavage when aroused.

So, always one to take up a challenge here is the obligatory post about Bras, Breasts, Boobs and Tits.

Bra that boosts Cleavage when arousedA new bra boosts women’s cleavage when they are aroused.

Slovenia-based Lisca lingerie’s Smart Memory Bra alters its shape when the wearer’s body temperature changes, pushing breasts closer together when a woman gets flushed after seeing someone attractive.

Designer Suzana Gorisek said: “As a woman’s body changes, so the size of the bra changes. That’s the advantage of this bra.”

As soon as the wearer’s temperature decreases the bra deflates.

The underwear was invented when designers began working on a bra which would change shape depending on the weather, to ensure women always had perfectly-fitting lingerie.

The cups boast expanding foam which is heat-sensitive.

A company representative explained: “It’s healthier than an ordinary bra because it will always provide the perfect fit.”

The piece has already been shown at a large lingerie exhibition in Paris, and is expected to cost around £25 when it goes on sale.

Seventy five bucks for a titslinger! The cleavage had better be to die for.

Christina Applegate loses her chubblies

Christina Applegate has had a double mastectomy after being diagnosed with breast cancer.

“I’m going to have cute boobs ’til I’m 90, so there’s that,” she joked in the interview, which aired on Tuesday. “I’ll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I’ll be the envy of all the ladies around the bridge table.”

This weeks seems to be full of boobs posts, oh well good for the Google rankings.


The new Tight Five

Ok so Farrar has hot, lesbian,bdsm, gym bunnies on his blog, I have Girls with Guns and now the new Super 14 strips revealed. Even better I can use the tags Tight Five and Body Paint. Now those jerseys look like they are made out of very, very thin material to me. (Click on the images for 800×600 viewing pleasure)

Hot chick wearing Auckland Blues stripHot Canterbury Chick wearing Super 14 strip

Hot Otago Chick wearing Super 14 strip Hot Chiefs Chick Body Paint

Hot Hurricanes Chick body paintTight Five Body Paint


Council Boob threatens Boobs on Bikes

Resident Auckland City Boob and councillor Cathy Casey reckons she is going to lie across Queen Street in order to stop the Boobs on Bikes parade. She should be aware that the last two Boobs on Bikes used Scorpion Tanks as part of the parade.

Meanwhile the Council hasn’t issued a permit for the parade which is all a bit silly because it ill happen anyway and the chaos will ensue despite not having a permit and because they haven’t got a permit it will be worse because there will be no traffic management plan in place.

And for those who think womens breasts are offensive don’t bloody look, avert your eyes, stay in-doors, do anything else but stop being bloody prudes.

Bob McCroskrie says that the parade should be halted because there is “so much public opposition” to it. Uhmmm the last two parades had in excess of 40,000 people watching them. I shudder to think how many people would have been there if there hadn’t been so much public opposition!!

Oh and Bob, if breasts are so offensive to children how does your organisation support breast feeding? With blind-folds on perhaps?

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