Hummer

Ain’t that the truth

? Sydney Morning Herald

Everything you wanted to know about which cars conservative drive and why:

Here are some extracts, with typos and literals included. And, no, this is not a parody. There’s plenty more at?conservapedia.com.

Don’t delay, visit today.

”Toyota Motor Corporation is a Japanese automobile manufacturing company founded in 1935 ? Toyota sells more Hybrid electric vehicles than any other automobile manufacturer ? [these have] lower fuel efficiency than advertised, and having questionable battery life and cheap quality at for the vehicles expensive prices. They also are unsafe with danger of electrocution after an accident and they produce harmful electromagnetic radiation which can give you cancer.”

General Motors, we are told, ”was founded in 1908 by William C. Durant, and rose to become the world’s leading auto manufacturers from the 1920s to 2008 ? In 2006, over 9 million GM cars and trucks were sold. Since then a series of massive losses have brought GM into bankruptcy ? GM is currently trying to find better ways to market to the homosexual community.”

Conservapedia’s obsession with what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own godless, Marxist-Leninist dens of iniquity comes up again and again.

In the Hybrid Car entry we are told ”Hybrids are very popular with Hollywood celebrities, homosexuals and liberals”.

Conservapedia is surprisingly upbeat – if not quite objective – in the Ford entry, saying the company ”did not request government aid in 2009 [and] now has to compete with the unfairly advantaged, mostly government-owned, GM and Fiat-owned Chrysler, both of which have had their past debts resolved ? Despite this disadvantage, Ford continues to lead the world automotive market producing outstanding cars which destroy their European and Japanese competition.”

The entry for Hummer points out it was first a military vehicle but ”civilian interest grew after televised use in Desert Storm showed how well the vehicles could handle off road terrain and how safe they were. The large size and poor fuel economy drew anger from liberals who want to dictate what people drive.”

Off to the carwash?

I?have?no idea what this guy was trying to achieve other than get wet.

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Help Trevor out

Trevor Mallard has stuffed his gearbox:

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Let’s help out Trevor. Help him select a new vehicle without making the mistake of getting a gay ute like Craig Foss.

Stuart Nash has a fire engine for sale, I’m told it is about $9000. That could be a good start.

How about a red Hummer?

Not a gay ute

I bet Fossy’s Gay Ute can’t do this:

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A green voter doing his bit

I got sent this via email. A green voter doing his bit for the environment.

Green Voter and his Hummer

Showing the party colours

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Sounds like a deal to me

Buy a Hummer and get a free shotgun worth $2000…..Deal, where do I sign? First you drive over the hippies Prius then you shoot out the batteries and leak acid every where.

I’ve always wanted a Hummer and every time I see a Toyota Prius on the Motorway with the driver piously hold their nose in the air thinking to themselves “Oh look at me I’m saving the planet every kilometre I drive”, I want to buy 10 Hummers and pay people to drive around following them canceling out their carbon savings. Technically that would be carbon a carbon neutral proposition.

Now onto the real deal. Yeah a Hummer is cool but Browning Citori White Lightening is delightful.There is nothing quite like a superb over and under.

Receiver – Steel ? Silver nitride finish ? High-relief engraving
Barrel – Ventilated rib
Action – Single selective trigger ? Hammer ejectors ? Top-tang barrel selector/safety
Stock – Gloss oil finish Grade II/III walnut ? Lightning-style stock and forearm
Features Vector Pro? lengthened forcing cones on 12 and 20 ? Three Invector-Plus? choke tubes on 12 and 20 ? Three Standard Invector?
on 28 and .410 ? Recoil pad on 12 gauge model ? Ivory front bead sight

Browning Citori White Lightning

Browning Citori White Lightning

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