If Killer Cows weren’t mad before, they will be now


This is either a really stupid idea, or a way of trying to halt the coming cowpocalypse from enraged Killer Cows.

Oh scratch that…its just plain retarded

The farmers were in no doubt ? it was a ?ridiculous? idea and a prime example of health and safety gone mad.

But a local council has suggested that cows be dressed in high-viz reflective jackets with lights strung around their necks to ensure they can be spotted by motorists at night.

The proposal, which would create a herd of ?disco? cattle and light up the local common, was put forward as a means of allowing the animals to graze in safety in poor light. ? Read more »