Jeremy Elwood

The five reasons why left wingers are pure evil

Tim Stanley writes at the Telegraph in response to a claim by a left wing blogger in the uK that right wingers are evil. He gives his 5 reasons why left wingers are pure evil.

The Labour-supporting blogger Sunny Hundal has done his bit for world peace?by declaring that Right-wingers are all ?evil?. Obviously, it?s political hyperbole at its most silly. But this kind of rhetoric is increasingly common among Left-wingers who think that conservatives who want to reform welfare, stop the NHS from killing people or make sure kids can leave school with the ability to tie their own shoe-laces are ? to use Sunny?s words ? ?heartless bastards.?

So if we?re going to play this game of tit-for-tat, I?d like to offer evidence that it?s the?Left?that?s pure evil rather than the right. Aside from hating freedom and the baby Jesus, they also commit these five mortal sins without any thought for the rest of us.

He lists the 5 reasons…Ill try and put a NZ context on them.

1. Bad stand-up comedy.?Call me old-fashioned, but I always thought a comedian was a fat man in a tux who came on stage and told jokes. But Left-wingers will laugh at something not because it?s funny but because they think they?re supposed to ? which been an enormous boon to the careers of “alternative” comedians like ?Jeremy Hardy, Josie Long, Robin Ince, Mark Thomas and Marcus Brigstocke (seriously, folks, I?ve known colonoscopies that are funnier than Marcus Brigstocke). Their acts are basically George Galloway speeches with a laughter track added and one of their favourite targets are the ?fascist simpletons? who believe in God. Oddly, though, they never pick on fundamentalist Muslims. They can?t seem to see the funny side of having a fatwa put on their head. ? Read more »

Just to make sure there were no doubts?

Jeremy Elwood, the unfunny comedian who likes to dance on Margaret Thatchers grave, has shown no contrition.

He even thinks that she is the same as?Adolf Hitler:

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Thatcher v Horomia: the lefty reaction

While I don?t excuse Matthew Hooton?s brain explosion tweet:

I could not believe the gall of this reply from the ?C? grade, NZ on Air remunerated ?comedian? Jeremy Elwood:

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The Slightly Correct Political Show

I appeared on the Slightly Correct Political Show with Pat Brittenden and Jeremy Elwood.

Slighty Correct Political Show audio

I was the the “pundit”. Loads of fun doing this. Hope I get to do it again.