John Clarke

A bit of John Clarke nostalgia

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John Clarke on rhythmic gymnastics:

There’s a thing called rhythmic gymnastics, which involves young women leaping through hoops and waving ribbons while rolling on a big mat in attractively coloured shrinkwrap. A friend of mine refers to these as “the cat toy events” and while they’d go well at the Eurovision Song Contest, they’re far too sensible for the Olympics.

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