Lingerie

Genuine advice for Len Brown? Don’t let it be said I can’t be genuine

Len, with Valentines Day coming up, and so many women to buy for, and the extra burden of meeting a $40k bill, I’m sure that finances are a bit strapped right now.

But can you please, PLEASE, learn from your mistakes?

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Pro Tip?

When you’re not too sure of size, err on the small side for the body, and the large size for the cup.

Even if it doesn’t fit, it’s a winner, guaranteed!

Never buy a bunny boiler a bra with tassels

Lucky for all of Auckland that Len Brown never tangled with this bunny boiler, who got angry at gifts of cheap lingerie.

Not sure buying a bunny boiler a crock pot was wise either…just sayin’

Police arrested 34-year old Tracy Waters yesterday morning after she allegedly set fire to her husband Dave?s 2013 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab in a rage over her Christmas gifts.

?He gave me a slow-cooker and these red nylon crotchless panties with a push-up bra,? Mrs. Waters told police.

?The bra had tassels for fuck sake. Tassels.?? Read more »

I wonder if it works on Moobs?

This post is for the ladies…or big blokes like Gerry who should perhaps be looking at man bras.

Technology is a wonderful thing and now a lingerie company has produced an app that can work out your correct bra size.

It?s often been said that the majority of women don?t know their ?true? bra size.

Now, an app called ThirdLove wants to help women find their size by using data from two selfie photos of the customer?s chest.

Yes. Find your bra size by taking?a selfie of your breasts, TechCrunch reports.

How does this work?

According to the app, there are three easy steps. ? Read more »

What does a $10 million bra look like?

I found this article from?News.com.au?that you all might be interested in.

VICTORIA’S Secret recently unveiled its 2013 Fantasy Bra as well as the lucky model who gets to parade around in the $10 million item, the beautiful Candice Swanepoel.

Behind-the-scenes footage of the shoot reveals close-ups of the luxury piece of lingerie, which is adorned with over 4,200 gems including rubies, diamonds and yellow sapphires.

At four times the cost of last year’s bra – a $2.5m number worn by Alessandra Ambrosio – it’s little wonder the pricey piece comes with its very own set of security guards.

“Everyone asks whats it’s like to wear $10 million dollars. It does make me pose a little bit better”, the 25-year-old South African stunner admits.

Now here is a tip for Lyin’ Len Brown, who as we know is cheap when it comes to lingerie. ? Read more »

Tell her she is dreamin’

Check out this photo from The Telegraph

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Massive spoiler kit, knickers all bunched, no one with any cash is going to want to tap that unless they are totally sick.

I wonder if the Muslim Brotherhood will take action?

NZ Herald

Madonna flashed her tit at a concert in Turkey…expect outrage…though she is getting well past her used by date:

Madonna gave her fans in Turkey an eyeful when she had a wardrobe malfunction and exposed a nipple – on purpose – during a recent show.

During a raunchy striptease on stage, Madonna took off her shirt and pulled down her bra to reveal her right breast to the crowd.

The incident sent fans into squeals of delight.

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This is totally gay

I mean it, what sort of panty-waist would wear these:

If you thought men in tights was a sartorial statement best left to medieval jesters, think again.

The underwear staple for women is making its way into wardrobes of the opposite sex – and the look is gaining popularity.

If any were in doubt as to the strength of the trend, it even has its own name: Mantyhose.

Italian design house Emilio Cavallini has designed a range of tights that it says are unisex and the styles are being snapped up by men, who make up two to three per cent, or 20- to 30,000 – of the company’s?customers.

Costing $27, the tights, made from a mix of cotton and nylon, were launched in June 2009, reports?WWD.

Speaking to the fashion newspaper, the company’s vice president, Francesco Cavallini said: ‘When we started our online shop we noticed that a lot of tights sized medium-large were being purchased by men.?So I did a search on the Internet and discovered there is a cult following for mantyhose.’

First known case of antenatal SFNS

I have been alerted to what may be a world first, the first known case of antenatal Silly First Name Syndrome.

When Taihuka Blaze Tahata decided to enter the world, he moved with the speed of wildfire- so it was fitting that firefighters were on hand to help out.

One minute his mother, Tammy Rosewarne, was at home; just 20 minutes later she was a few kilometres down the road, parked on the Karori Fire Station forecourt, with tiny Taihuka refusing to wait until his parents got to hospital……..

……As Ms Rosewarne was being transferred to a stretcher and the ambulance, Taihuka was born two weeks, six days early weighing 5lb 14oz (2.66kg). “He wanted to get out, stay out,” joked Mr Haywood, citing a fire safety message……

…..Names suggested for Taihuka included Bernie, Flick and Jose, but Blaze was chosen. It follows in a fine tradition Victoria was born in Mt Victoria tunnel in January, Michelle Currin in a Shell service station in Papamoa last August, and a woman who gave birth in her car named her son Micah (my car).

This woman must have already picked the Silly First Name and been using it on the unborn child, thus already dooming this child to an emergency delivery, she has now further doomed the kid by adding Blaze. This very well may be the forst case of antenatal Silly First Name Syndrome

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