Quiche

The kind of play David Farrar should review

Most of the plays our pinko mate gets free tickets in exchange for coverage on his arts, fitness and travel blog, Kiwiblog, are totally gay.

Hopefully this year he will go to a play that isn’t gay like Five Lesbians Eating a Quiche.

FiveLesbiansEatingAQuiche

What Is the Story of?5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche
In 1956, the widows of the Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein meet in a renovated community center for their annual breakfast, where the prize-winning quiche will be declared in a much-anticipated ceremony. The sudden threat of an atomic bomb forces the women in this idyllic American town to begin sharing their deepest secrets, which lead to some not-so-shocking confessions from the society?s leaders.

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The ALP needs a no dickhead rule

? Sydney Morning Herald

All parties need a “No Dickhead” Rule…in particular the ALP. Bill Shorten could have saved all this bother is he had just blown on the pie:

All he wanted was a pie. Sometimes what a man needs is just that: a pie.

But when federal workplace minister Bill Shorten walked into Carlton North Foods in Melbourne on Thursday afternoon to satisfy his straight-up longing for a tasty stew of mince meat encased in a crisp pastry shell, what he got was a hot serve of back-chat.

The putative pie purveyor, shop-keeper Annie Huang, said she informed the Cabinet minister she was all out of hot pies. She would be happy to microwave one for him, she said, but it would be soft.

Not everyone likes a soft pie.

Upon hearing this disappointing news, Mr Shorten became abusive, Ms Huang told Fairfax radio.

If true, he would certainly not be the first man thrown into a rage when so denied, but Mr Shorten narrates the story differently.

He says that Ms Huang told him that the pies were ”soft, like Julia Gillard”. He took this as an insult to his leader, exited the shop and told her that he would no longer be purchasing her pies, or darkening her doorstep at all.

Not even for a pastie or a mini-quiche.

As with all great contemporary mysteries, CCTV footage was released.

The film shows a mannish figure, unmistakably Shorten-esque, entering the shop, perusing the goods, and then walking out soon after, in what may or may not be a huff. Oh – and look now! – there he pauses at the door, swivels his head and retorts something in the direction of the cash register.