Pervy Penguins

The Sun

It seems that penguins are depraved pervs when it comes to sex:

THE “depraved” sexual exploits of penguins have been revealed in a controversial report deemed too shocking for publication.

Dr George Murray Levick detailed the birds’ smutty shenanigans during Captain Scott’s ill-fated 1910-13 Antarctic Expedition.

He was stunned to see a young male engaged in necrophilia when it attempted to mate with a DEAD female.

Sexual abuse of young chicks was also observed as were acts of avian homosexuality.

The Edwardian Englishman was so horrified by his own findings that he initially recorded them in Greek to make them inaccessible to the average reader.

Mr Levick described how male penguins would gather in “hooligan bands of half a dozen or more and hang about the outskirts of the knolls, whose inhabitants they annoy by their constant acts of depravity”.

London’s Natural History Museum has now unearthed the landmark study entitled Sexual Habits of the Adelie Penguin, which had been lost for decades.

Were they working for Gareth?

So tools “liberated” 3 penguins from Sea World…I wonder if they were working for Gareth?

Three men who allegedly stole a penguin from Sea World were nabbed because they boasted about it on Facebook.

Sea World’s Trevor Long told ABC Radio that Dirk the fairy penguin was recovering at the Gold Coast marine park after he was stolen and released in the Broadwater on Saturday night.

Staff were relieved to have an exhausted Dirk back, as was his penguin partner, Peaches.

Dirk had no chance of surviving alone in the wild, Mr Long said.

“It’s totally foreign to this animal and it’s very, very cruel,” he told ABC Radio on Monday.

“He wouldn’t have survived in the wild, not at all.

“He would have been an ideal target for a bull shark during the day or dogs and cats.”

Dirk was hiding under the concrete of Southport pier and was very afraid and distressed when Sea World staff rescued him on Sunday night, Mr Long said.

He said it was the first incidence of animal theft from Sea World, and was brought to the attention of police because the men allegedly revealed their crime on Facebook.

A friend of the men then alerted police.


Still Hunting

I’m still hunting, normal service will resume soon. Meanwhile here is a video to enjoy: Orca hunting Penguins