Sledge of the Day

David Leyonhjelm usually sledges pesky reporters and tells them to fuck off

David Leyonhjelm usually sledges pesky reporters and tells them to fuck off

Peter FitzSimons is normally a top bloke who calls a spade a bloody shovel. He is also one who like a good sledge himself.

But he has gotten all pissy over an email he received from Aussie?Senator David?Leyonhjelm whose office responded to enquiries with a brilliant sledge.

The nastiest, most sexist politician in Australia right now?

It is a tough one, but I am going to go with Senator David?Leyonhjelm.

An elderly female reader, Elizabeth Donelan,?took exception to the following comments from the Senator, defending Donald Trump’s admission of sexual assault, where he said of the Republican presidential candidate:?”He is a man of his times, perhaps. So perhaps you could cut him a little bit of slack.” ? Read more »

Sledge of the Week

via 3 News

via 3 News

John Armstrong likes the cut of Simon Bridges’ gib

It is a rare day in Parliament that someone gets the better of Winston Peters. But National’s Simon Bridges silenced the New Zealand First leader with seeming ease during the House’s free-ranging general debate a week or so before the Budget in May.

Bridges – who has been a Cabinet minister for all of six months – had been trusted with the task of making National’s all-important first contribution to the debate.

Labour’s Trevor Mallard tried to distract Bridges with cries of “cougar bait” – a reference to the junior minister’s good looks.

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Sledge of the Day

Last night during Trevor Mallard’s anti-graffiti bill Maggie Barry dropped an awesome sledge on Andrew Williams, the Clown of Campbell’s Bay.

Trevor Mallard leapt in to defend the “honour” of the CLown and just rammed home the point of her sledge. After the point of order was batted away by Eric Roy, The Whaleoil Rookie of the Year stood again and repeated her sledge.

Maggie Barry has great promise in the?house?with her ability to deliver these sledges dead pan.

Blood and Guts, Ctd

Brilliant sledge against beltway journalists:

Harsher still, for a woman with the implacable will to reach the highest office in the land, when you’ve had to come to terms with your own deficiencies before a live audience of 22 million people, and a press gallery full of back-seat drivers who always know better, who are all political geniuses.

This week is going to be awesome. Best week in a long time.