Sorry

Yeah, but he didn’t mean it

John Key delivered just a solitary written apology in 2014, ironically to one of New Zealand’s most controversial political figures.

According to Key “to the best of my recollection”, the prime minister wrote just one letter of apology this year, parliamentary questions asked by the Labour Party show. Read more »

Now he’s sorry for being sorry for being a man…oh and for wearing a red scarf

David Cunliffe really does have a bad habit of being sorry.

Three weeks ago he was sorry for being a man. Yesterday he was sorry for going on holiday.

Today he is sorry for being sorry for being a man.

Mr Cunliffe said it been an “unhelpful” distraction. “I accept the way that was quoted out of context and bounced was unhelpful and I am determined that I will be extremely careful about the way I put things going forward.”

The Labour leader also said he would have reconsidered taking a holiday in the recess if he had known how bad the polls were. His red scarf would get fewer outings after comments were made about the regularity with which he wore it.

“I, like everybody else, need to stick closely to the core issues and I will be extremely careful about those little things, such as the scarf, that can become distractions.”

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Face of the day

" I'm Sorry."

” I’m Sorry.”

I’m sorry for making David Cunliffe face of the day.

I apologise for him being a man because apparently it is bad to be a man.
I am sorry that his Leadership is taking the Labour party to new lows in popularity.
I am sorry that he still has not revealed his secret donors to his secret trust.
I am sorry that his C.V is not honest accurate.

I am sorry that he is let down supported by Moa lover Trev.

I am so so sorry

Please forgive me.

David Fisher, Tim Murphy, THIS is how you do a genuine apology

—–Original Message—–
From: Todd Scott
Sent: Tuesday, 5 March 2013 2:09 p.m.
To: Duncan Garner
Subject: Duncan, I am really sorry.

Hi Duncan,

I just wanted to drop you a personal apology for that egregious headline and article yesterday! When it was brought to my attention, I ordered its immediate removal from the site. I am sincerely sorry for any stress that it caused you and your family!

We have one of the best resourced, business focused news rooms in the country. Our readers deserve better than what was served up yesterday by Jock Anderson.

On a personal note, I wish you every success for the new show.

Todd Scott – Publisher
The National Business Review

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I'm so sorry

I would like to take the opportunity to give my heart-felt apologies to Trevor Mallard.

I mocked him and lambasted him for wasting his time on a bike race while Labour languished in the polls. I blamed him for being focused on a bike race over the campaign.

I wonder though what to say now that Labour are?hemorrhaging support to the Greens?when he is fully focused on the campaign instead of cycling. Does he need another distraction?

 

A personal message to Brian Tamaki

Brian Tamaki needs to read his bible.

The leader of Destiny Church, Brian Tamaki, who not long ago anointed himself bishop of the church he founded, has now proclaimed himself the church’s “spiritual father” and designated the male members of the church as “spiritual sons”.

At a special service during the church’s annual conference in Auckland at the weekend, about 700 male members of the church swore a “covenant oath” of loyalty and obedience to Mr Tamaki and were given a “covenant ring” to wear on their right hands.

  1. Psalm 24:4
    He who has clean hands and a pure heart, who does not lift up his soul to an idol or swear by what is false.
    Psalm 24:3-5 (in Context)
  2. Jeremiah 14:14
    Then the LORD said to me, “The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds.
    Jeremiah 14:13-15 (in Context)
  3. Jeremiah 16:19
    O LORD, my strength and my fortress, my refuge in time of distress, to you the nations will come from the ends of the earth and say, “Our fathers possessed nothing but false gods, worthless idols that did them no good.
    Jeremiah 16:18-20 (in Context)
  4. Jeremiah 23:16
    This is what the LORD Almighty says: “Do not listen to what the prophets are prophesying to you; they fill you with false hopes. They speak visions from their own minds, not from the mouth of the LORD.
    Jeremiah 23:15-17 (in Context)
  5. Jeremiah 23:33
    “When these people, or a prophet or a priest, ask you, ‘What is the oracle of the LORD ?’ say to them, ‘What oracle? I will forsake you, declares the LORD.’
    Jeremiah 23:32-34 (in Context)
  6. Ezekiel 13:9
    My hand will be against the prophets who see false visions and utter lying divinations. They will not belong to the council of my people or be listed in the records of the house of Israel, nor will they enter the land of Israel. Then you will know that I am the Sovereign LORD.
    Ezekiel 13:8-10 (in Context)
  7. Zechariah 10:2
    The idols speak deceit, diviners see visions that lie; they tell dreams that are false, they give comfort in vain. Therefore the people wander like sheep oppressed for lack of a shepherd.
    Zechariah 10:1-3 (in Context)
  1. Matthew 7:15
    [ A Tree and Its Fruit ] “Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.
    Matthew 7:14-16 (in Context)
  2. Matthew 24:11
    and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people.
    Matthew 24:10-12 (in Context)
  3. Matthew 24:24
    For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect?if that were possible.
    Matthew 24:23-25 (in Context)
  4. Mark 13:22
    For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform signs and miracles to deceive the elect?if that were possible.
    Mark 13:21-23 (in Context)
  5. Luke 6:26
    Woe to you when all men speak well of you, for that is how their fathers treated the false prophets.
    Luke 6:25-27 (in Context)
  6. 2 Peter 2:1
    [ False Teachers and Their Destruction ] But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them?bringing swift destruction on themselves.
    2 Peter 2:1-3 (in Context)
  7. 1 John 4:1
    [ Test the Spirits ] Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.
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Fact or Crap – Pearl Going

I was at Whitcoulls the other day and my son and daughter saw a cool looking game called Fact or Crap. Basically there are a whole lot of questions, positions, statements and you have to decide whether they are Fact or Crap.

So here is the Whale Oil Beef Hooked version of Fact or Crap.

  • Speaks Arabic, French and Spanish but can barely type in English
  • Has a BSc from Otago. (They have no record)
  • she also says she has no degree
  • Says she went to Senior College (They have no record)
  • Says she went to Oxford University in 2006 where she studied Human Sciences, Politics and International Relations at New College. She says she studied medicine for two and a half years at Oxford. (I have a letter from Oxford saying she never, ever enrolled)
  • also AUT in 2002 where she studied Human Sciences
  • also Canterbury in 2005 where she studied international studies
  • she says she has a pilot’s licence but won’t say where from.
  • Says she last flew up north but will give no details.
  • Says her “Clean” jeans are made in NZ, She won’t say where. She says they are sold at a store in LA She wont say where. She also says they are sold as a “best seller” in Barneys
  • She says she sourced the red silk for Natalie Portman’s dress from Zac Posen,
  • She says she was engaged to Leon Rothschild and that he slashed his wrists at the end of last year when she broke off with him.
  • She says she is a friend of NY socialite Tinsley Mortimer.
  • Says she is mates with Marc Jacobs and was his fabric buyer and that she was Zac Posen’s muse.
  • When asked if the Tinsley Mortimer quote on her Facebook was about her and she went all coy and smiled.
  • She says she was in Brazil doing charity work and saved lives in a plane crash which she was in.
  • She has siblings by different fathers. The siblings are part maori
  • She says 2 weeks before her 16th birthday she was drugged and raped by [removed by request of person concern] who abused her for six hours and then left her body in a dumpster. [person’ name deleted as per request] is a pilot now living in the UK. I am told he is a very very decent and good young guy.
  • She says she has breast cancer
  • She says her mother has cancer of the colon and is going into hospital.
  • She says her father is an alcoholic because of what happened to “his little girl”.
  • She says she supports orphanages in Burma, Fiji and Sierra Leone but will give no details. She pictures of herself with Thai kids.
  • She says she worked for FairTrade and Amnesty.
  • She says she has spent 71 days in NZ in 2008 and maybe 6 months in NY in 2007 but she is in and out a lot so no specifics.
  • The Clean Green Air company doesn’t google.
  • She did used to work for Powercall as a telemarketer
  • Her mum’s name is Maxine 021 18X XXXX. She is a massage therapist and cleaner
  • She applied for a job at FairTrade with a stethescope hanging out of her bag and wearing scrubs. and she got job with forged refs from Oxford that said she was the brightest student they had seen.
  • Says she is  23 and  28
  • Says she lives off Trust Fund
  • Says she dated Peter Hujlich but threw a glass of wine on him when he called Peter Stewart a paedophile. He denies even knowing Peter Stewart
  • Has a handbag label using pleather – which is supposedly eco-friendly leather but which is actually plastic
  • Was a pilot in Brazil, saved everyone in a crash with her medical degree
  • Grew up on a farm in Southland next to the Stewarts, Pieter is her mum’s best friend also that she grew up in Tutakaka in a hippy family
  • Worked for the UN for years
  • Has been offered a job by Kate Sylvester after knowing her ten minutes
  • Been on a yacht with Richard Branson, who is her “friend” watching the moon rise

Fact or Crap – Pearl Going….you be the judge.

Labour's own Hollowmen story

Today we find that Labour has it’s own “Hollowmen” story. Colin Espiner has revealed in the The Press official documents that show Labour and its cabinet in 1989 developed strategies to try and stave of the rout that became the 1990 election.

Why is this pertinent?

Well because two cabinet ministers at the time and indeed the Deputy Prime Minister were Helen Clark and? Michael Cullen.

Is it any wonder that they employ the very same tactics now in their vain attempt to try to stave off defeat.

[quote]Labour feared Winston Peters and Ruth Richardson would lead the National Party and tried to destroy the man now helping prop to up the Government, secret papers reveal.

A document headed Interim Report to Cabinet on anti-National Strategy shows the lengths to which the fourth Labour government went to cling to power before its rout at the 1990 election.

According to the confidential document, one of the main aims of its strategy was to “render a Peters-Richardson combination impossible” and to “destroy Peters”.

The paper went through the opposition front bench, targeting MPs and assigning “targets” to Cabinet ministers.[/quote]

Labour needed this little official document like it needs cancer. It will do nothing to quell the rising tensions coming between Labour and NZ First and indeed now the Greens. If you are in any doubt do some substitution with little bit of the document.

[quote]Among the targets was Mr Bolger, who was to be described as “lame duck”, “weak, boring, timid, gutless” and “not up to being PM”.

The strategies included ignoring Mr McKinnon (“Don Who?”), discrediting Miss Richardson (“inconsistent, expedient”) and dismissing Mr Peters as “arrogant, flashy, superficial, lacking in substance”.[/quote]

Very familiar attacks aren’t they? Worse for Labour though is that unlike the Hager work of fiction these documents are official government documents. I wonder how many more there are of these to come out now Colin Espiner has dropped the first one.

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