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Photo by Walery/Hulton Archive/Getty Images The infamous Dutch spy Mata Hari, real name Margarete Geertruida Zelle, who was born in Leeuwarden the Netherlands and became a dancer in France is performing the Dance of the Seven Veils. (1906

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The infamous Dutch spy Mata Hari, real name Margarete Geertruida Zelle, who was born in Leeuwarden the Netherlands and became a dancer in France is performing the Dance of the Seven Veils. (1906

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How to have sex with strippers and keep your cash

Vice.com

Chris Neiratko has put a lot of time and effort into researching how you can have sex with strippers and still?have?money in your pocket…way too much time:

Most people think the way to a stripper?s pussy is with money, buying lap dance after lap dance, throwing stacks of singles on stage as they dance, and surprising them with expensive gifts. Those people are idiots. ?Marks,? as the girls call them. Someone to be siphoned until not one drop of cash is left.

There is only one surefire way to pull a stripper and it has nothing to with personality or money (although those things don?t hurt). The secret is DRUGS.

Contrary to what many pro-stripper films and documentaries tell you, 9 out of 10 strippers are on drugs of some sort.* Be it coke, dust, weed, pills, booze, if a girl?s job is to climb up on stage and spread her gash for a bunch of sweaty, over-weight mutts in ill-fitting work clothes you?d better believe it takes a certain type of courage that can only be had from illegal substances. Knowing that, the key to making a needy young sex kitten your slave for the night (or the week) is to always be holding. But you have to make sure you?re carrying the right stuff for the type of stripper you?re trying to bang. It just so happens that this whole thing can be broken down racially. Along with the genetic yarns that make a woman a certain color go these little strands that decide their drug proclivities. Don?t freak out?I didn?t write the rules here. God did. I just follow them.

Trevor would be jealous

? The Telegraph

Trevor Mallard likes to think he is a bit of stick man. He is known to run his glad eye over each of the new laies in parliament and he even manages to run one up a fair few of them. However Trevor’s peccadillos with the ladies pale into insignificance when compared with Silvio Berlusconi:

Showgirls dressed as nuns performed a pole-dancing striptease for former Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi at a ‘bunga bunga’ party at his luxury villa at Arcore, a Milan court heard on Monday.

Giving evidence one of the guests, Imane Fadil, 27, said former TV showgirl Nicole Minetti, 28, and another guest Barbara Fagioli, 26, performed a dual ‘Sister Act’ striptease for?Mr Berlusconi?at the first party Fadil attended at the villa in February 2010.

“We were standing and having a drink at the bar, when Fagioli began performing in the ‘bunga bunga’ room. After 10 minutes she disappeared with Minetti. Then they presented themselves in black nun’s tunics with a crucifix on their breast and a white veil and did a performance that I never expected.

“They began to throw themselves around a pole, dancing a type of ‘Sister Act’. Then they stripped down to their underwear and continued to dance about. I was shocked.”

Morrocccan-born Miss Fadil, a model, was giving evidence at the trial of Mr Berlusconi in which he is accused of paying for sex with an under age prostitute, a Moroccan-born exotic dancer nicknamed Ruby the Heartstealer, and of abusing his office by trying to have her released from police custody.

When Mr Berlusconi saw she was embarrassed on that occasion, Imane said he stopped the striptease and took her on a personal tour of the villa and showed her his office which was full of gifts for guests.