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A collection of Oscar Pistorius jokes

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This Oscar Pistorius story is all a bit strange, isn’t it?  There must definitely be more to it.  He seemed so happy just the other day, he had such a spring in his step…

Yes, it was only minutes after Oscar Pistorius’s arrest that the jokes began … all taking the Pistorius.

His lawyer’s got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out.

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility.  He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he’s a front runner  at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.

Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine’s Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious.  Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.”

Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.

Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

Otherwise, the Oscar goes to……………………Jail !!

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!

She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.  Read more »

Tiger trades in his cocktail waitresses and dirty girls

Maybe now he can go back to winning golf tournaments.

Tiger Woods may have found love again amid reports the golf superstar is dating American ski champion Lindsey Vonn.

Woods, 37, has been seeing Vonn for the past two months, according to US gossip website hollywoodlife.com.

While Vonn, who has won Olympic gold, initially denied a relationship, there was apparently no outright denial of a romance with Woods when contacted this week.

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The problem with Tiger Woods

Not enough roots:

‘Rampaging Roy” Slaven on Tiger Woods: ”HE DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE. He’s an absolute basket-case. That’s what happens when your game relies on constant roots. I have dealt with a lot of rugby league players who, if they didn’t get a root, they’d be absolutely hopeless. Ball handling. Execution. All of these things fell apart. Ball security disappeared. You knew.”


Tiger Scandal Video

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